The Colour of Magic: Discworld 1 - Terry Pratchett, Nigel Planer
"#1
It is at this point that normal language gives up, and goes and has a drink.

#2
Precisely why all the above should be so is not so clear but goes some way to explain why, on the disc, the Gods are not so much worshipped as blamed.

#3
Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'."